On average, I’ve been sending out about 40 resumes a month. That doesn’t include sites where the application process is completely online. A few thoughts I’ve had along the way:
I could be a cruise ship captain. That would be fun. Ohhh, you have to have marine experience.
Store Manager at Pizza Hut? Ohhh, you have to have a car. Assistant Store Manager? Still need a car. How disappointing.
Escort, stripper, sugar baby… No bueno.
Teach English to kids in China… No thanks.
Assistant Manager at Chuck E. Cheese? I wouldn’t last a week.
Maybe I should get a real estate license.
Maybe I should complete an HVAC/plumbing/electrical apprenticeship.
Applied for four jobs with Sirius XM. Three apps were rejected, the fourth status has said “Submitted” since 02/2013. It’s been six months and still no word… I don’t deserve it? (Eminem voice)
Next stop: Retail jobs. One day, I’ll look back on all this and laugh. Or smh. Or cry. 0_o