Pick-up lines

Just thought I’d share some of the more interesting pick-up lines that guys have said to me over the years!  ALL OF THESE LINES/STORIES ARE TRUE!!

  • Guy: You dropped something…
    (I look down and around the floor)
    Guy: …your smile.
    (I start smiling)
    Guy: There it is.  It landed on your face.
  • What’s up, dark skin?
  • You’re kind of pretty.
  • We look like we belong together.
  • (Bouncer approaches me while I’m sitting at a bar)
    Bouncer: Someone’s messing with your car.
    (I go outside to my car.  No one is near it.)
    Bouncer: I just wanted to get you outside.  Can I holla at you?
    Me: What??  No.
    Bouncer: F*** you, b****.
    Me: What??  (I immediately call my boyfriend at the time…)
  • You’re beautiful, sexy, and pretty.  Where the strippers at?
  • I don’t normally like black girls but…
  • I don’t normally like dark-skinned girls but…
  • You look beautiful, mama.  Don’t worry.
    (What?  Why would I be worried?)
  • I love your smile.  Are those your real teeth?

I’m sure there will be a Part 2 coming eventually, lol.

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