Just thought I’d share some of the more interesting pick-up lines that guys have said to me over the years!  ALL OF THESE LINES/STORIES ARE TRUE!!

• Guy: You dropped something…
  (I look down and around the floor)
  Guy: …your smile.
  (I start smiling)
  Guy: There it is.  It landed on your face.
• What’s up, dark skin?
• You’re kind of pretty.
• We look like we belong together.
• (Bouncer approaches me while I’m sitting at a bar)
  Bouncer: Someone’s messing with your car.
  (I go outside to my car.  No one is near it.)
  Bouncer: I just wanted to get you outside.  Can I holla at you?
  Me: What??  No.
  Bouncer: F*** you, b****.
  Me: What??  (I immediately call my boyfriend at the time…)
• You’re beautiful, sexy, and pretty.  Where the strippers at?
• I don’t normally like black girls but…
• I don’t normally like dark-skinned girls but…
• You look beautiful, mama.  Don’t worry.
  (What?  Why would I be worried?)
• I love your smile.  Are those your real teeth?

I’m sure there will be a Part 2 coming eventually, lol.