Just thought I’d share some of the more interesting pick-up lines that guys have said to me over the years! ALL OF THESE LINES/STORIES ARE TRUE!!
- Guy: You dropped something…
(I look down and around the floor)
Guy: …your smile.
(I start smiling)
Guy: There it is. It landed on your face.
- What’s up, dark skin?
- You’re kind of pretty.
- We look like we belong together.
- (Bouncer approaches me while I’m sitting at a bar)
Bouncer: Someone’s messing with your car.
(I go outside to my car. No one is near it.)
Bouncer: I just wanted to get you outside. Can I holla at you?
Me: What?? No.
Bouncer: F*** you, b****.
Me: What?? (I immediately call my boyfriend at the time…)
- You’re beautiful, sexy, and pretty. Where the strippers at?
- I don’t normally like black girls but…
- I don’t normally like dark-skinned girls but…
- You look beautiful, mama. Don’t worry.
(What? Why would I be worried?)
- I love your smile. Are those your real teeth?
I’m sure there will be a Part 2 coming eventually, lol.